Kick off your dusty boots and come inside our 70 foot geodesic dome to dance to disco-soul-funk-tech-house and lounge in our super comfy “indoor” space protected from the windstorms and sun and filled with squish, bean bags and a bouncy castle. We are open to the public every day from 12-8, and for those 21 and over, we are serving agave craft cocktails with mezcal and tequila. Every day we have a long list of happenings including yoga, meditation, jazzercise, twerkshop, community clean ups, Thai massage, cocktail classes, mezcal tastings, dance offs, face painting, arts & crafts, karaoke, and even speed dating! If you are tired, just have a seat in our shady squish zone covered in furs, pillows, and blankets. 

Daily Happenings: 12-8pm (Monday-Friday)

• Scheduled activities

• Daily scheduled DJ sets 

• Agave Cocktail Bar & Mezcal Tastings

• Squish lounge to chill

Extracurricular Happenings: 

Event: Blindfolded Speed Dating for EVERYONE LGBTQS (we added s for straight) to include everyone

Do people like you more when they are blindfolded? Do you have a sexy radio voice? Are you on playa single and sick of listening to your camp mates banging every night? If you answered yes to any of the above, then this is the activity for you. Come lonely and thirsty, leave tipsy with your soul mate or mates. 

Event: Playa Cleanup

Description: Join us for a day of giving back to the community as we clean up the playa. Help pick up trash and debris, and make a positive impact on the environment.

Event: The 11th Principle of Burning Man

To kick off the week of activities, our in house Consent Educator will walk you through the bases, figuratively speaking. Consent must be freely given, revocable, immediate, enthusiastic, and specific.

Event: Mezcal Tasting

Description: Join us for a guided Mezcal tasting experience, where you can sample a variety of Mezcal from around Mexico. Learn about the different types of agave, regions, and flavors, and discover your new favorite mezcal.

Event: Yoga Classes & Sound Baths

Our Yogi Nikki P will lead you into the inner mind and help you reconnect to your body.

Event: What the SKOGA?!

Roller skate yoga (skates will be provided) - Our roller boi, will show you how to do yoga with wheels and get you doing the splits on skates. This workshop is meant for all levels. 

Event: Jazzercise 

Did you eat too many Christmas cookies? Do you sweat on relatively cool days? Thrust and shake your way into a healthier lean mean dance machine that will have the endurance to be a true marathon raver. 80’s sexy spandex attire strongly encouraged. Everyone is welcome! Hosted by the camel toe trio

Event: The Twerkaholics -Twerkshop

A fun and interactive dance class that feels like a party! Whether you’re an experienced twerker or brand new hoping to add some spice to your dancing, the Twerkaholicz got you covered. We will even include a twerk contest for most some of the best and unique twerking and a surprise twerk game!

Event: Meow-ditation 

A playful fun meditation experience for those who take things less seriously. Optional membership to the Meow Society included.

Event: Ratchet Strap workshop

Advanced ratchet strap / rope tie down techniques. Come to agave lounge to learn proper methods for safer lashing, roughy by strapping young burner Micah Byrnes

Event: Paint Your Friends Face!

Get ready to unleash your inner Picasso (or maybe not) with 'Paint Your Friends Face' - the game that lets you turn your friends into walking, talking masterpieces (or nightmares). Choose from a wild array of colors, brushes, and stencils to transform your friends into anything from a cute kitten to a terrifying teletubbies. Just make sure to snap a photo before they wash it off, because the results are sure to bring laughter to the whole room! Don't have any friends? No problem! You can always paint your enemies. The possibilities are endless, so grab your paint palette and let the games begin!

Event: My Safeword is Shavasana

You read that right. This group disco nap or yoga nidra practice is here to help make up for the sleep you’re not getting. This guided meditation practice will leave you feeling deeply relaxed and rested for the day ahead. 

Event: Rolling Balls (yoga)

​​Want to get back out on the dance floor but feeling your feet and lower back this morning? (Partying like a 90's club kid will do that to you.) This myofascial release class will utilize lacrosse balls to gently massage the body, open up the connective tissue and get you back to the music

Event: Pajama Party Thai Massage Workshop

Dancing muscles feeling sore? Grab a yoga mat and immerse yourself in the traditional art of Thai massage! Thai massage is a form of bodywork that combines gentle stretching and pressure point therapy to help you release stress and tension. Our experienced instructor will guide you through the basic techniques of Thai massage, including acupressure, compression, and yoga-inspired stretches, giving your body a well-needed boost of energy, flexibility, and range of motion. Participants will be paired and take turns practicing and receiving techniques that will rejuvenate and relax your whole body. Don't miss out on this opportunity to deepen your connection with yourself and others, and leave the festival feeling refreshed and revitalized! Wear comfortable clothing that allows you to move freely, bring water, and be ready to experience the ultimate in relaxation. Loose Onesies and Jammies are Highly Encouraged

Event: DIY Cocktail Class

Description: Learn how to make your favorite drinks with our expert mixologist. Get hands-on experience and create your own custom cocktails using fresh ingredients and professional techniques.

Event: Costume Karaoke Battle Royale

Description: Think you have what it takes to be the best karaoke singer? Compete against other dust bunnies in a battle royale-style competition and show off your skills.

Event: Throwing Shade - Sunglasses Crafting

We will be crafting sunglasses together to protect your eyeballs on the island and help you look extra fabulous!

Event: Dirty Sanchez Cocktail Hour 

Bring your creepy mustaches, if you don’t have one one will be provided for you, hopefully we can break some sort of record for group mustache pic. Moustache rides strongly encouraged

Event: Double Ended Dance Off

This will be EXTREME. We are going to strap you to your best shipmate and then as a pair you will have to compete in a double ended dance off!! 

Event: Rock, Paper, Hula Hoops

When Rock, Paper, Scissors meets Hula Hoops ... A combo of hand and foot skills … get your head out of the gutter and come try it out!

Event: Sound Bath & Guided Imagination 

Lay down, close your eyes, let the sound wash over you, as Nikki Danceparty and her special guest guide you on a journey into the body & to secret destinations in your heart and imagination. This work has been known to bring your deepest desires to life. 

Event: Sacred Butthole Sunning Sermon Led by Goddess BübFaarteh

Today we give mother sun consent to kiss our holiest hole & shed light on the crevices we hide. Turn your brown eye to the sky and rejoice in the sacred seriousness of the grand Butthole Sunning Ceremony!

2022 activities